OK, we've talked about Outdoor Kitty before. His relationship with me is directly the inverse of the temperature. Colder temperature == friendlier cat. Lately we've above zero temperatures so he's not around much.
Now, one of the most frequent questions Sonya asks me is, 'where does he go', 'can we attach a tracker to him' etc. And I always respond, no, those tiny little infinite-battery-life satellite/gps trackers you see in movies are, well, in movies.
OK, slight switch of topics and then I'll tie it together (promise). Recently a fitbit ratted out some US military operations. Seems many hard-working military folks wore it, it tracked their location, and reported home. And some big data found clusters of people where it was surprising.
So I get to thinking. What if we could incent people to humanely capture, de-flea, vaccinate, spay/neuter their friendly neighbourhood feral cats, and, give them a fitbit collar? We could fund it out of national defense budgets. What if we made this a foreign op, e.g. which ever country we are feuding with, we send some fancy-feast, some IoT collars to, and find the local animal lovers (who will for sure be on our side).
So we achieve multiple goals:
- Feral cats are well fed, looked after
- National Defense is achieved, the enemy will see our huge army, with lots of coverage, especially near dumpsters and heat-vents
What do you say? Make it happen?