You know your brakes are shot when there’s nothing but squeak and you can read the stamp on the backing pad…

Bike seat too tall to get on? and too low to ride? Install an elevator!

My initial Sam Knows results (for my second generation of tests): its quite consistent.

Its 2021. By this stage everything has a browser in it. Imagine my surprise, invited to be part of an upcoming online web event, and, this is the experience. It even says ‘Web Suite’ in the name. Nonetheless, it auto-downloads a Windows executable.

Back on the sam knows benchmarking the internet bandwagon. The whitebox arrives.