Black ice this am lead to some firsts:

• first trip in an ambulance
• first time having clothes+jacket cut off by scissors
• first general anesthetic
• first surgery
• first cast
• first dislocated elbow
• first multiple fracture elbow
• first time meeting the neighbour from 3 houses down

do not recommend.

Shout out to all the great folks at GRH, and the ambulance+paramedic who listened to me scream and then fixed it up. 90s from call to arrive!