There was a time we were blissfully unaware of what occurred on our front porch when we were not around. No more! Now you can see what secret fetishes your neighbours have.
In this case, this chap came and licked their doorbell for 3 hours. Yup. You read all of those words correctly, in the correct order. And, because of the magic of gadgets and smart homes, his ‘triumph’ will now follow him for life. No ‘right to be forgotten’ here! Perhaps not even a desire to be forgotten.